Hearty Matters
The never-ending quest for finding love, the right one, the perfect partner to come along amazes me at times. From movies to best friends, all seem to harp on the same thing over and over again, that someday the 'one' will come along and sweep you off your feet. I have termed it as the 'forbidden fruit', once you leave the single kingdom, it is difficult to get back to that haven.
Sometimes a heartbreak leaves you looking out for someone else to fill in that void or keeps you waiting for that person to return. We are back with our solution and this time with a twisted twist!
Sometimes a heartbreak leaves you looking out for someone else to fill in that void or keeps you waiting for that person to return. We are back with our solution and this time with a twisted twist!
A. All I can safely say is that your life is as great as Munaf Patel’s sex appeal and confused, we also are of your sex and the manliness of your family jewels. So, do please get your balls back and probably get yourself checked. Other than that, there seems to be no reason why a girl should avoid her boyfriend in public.
Dude, don’t be bothered much. Probably you’re making it up more than it really is or else try changing your wardrobe and the way you carry yourself with her. We could also suggest you to get a makeover done, turn into a chick, probably then the world might start noticing you.
Q.I love wearing shorts but my boyfriend seems to oppose. How can I get him to relax about this?
A. Your guy is probably the same dude as the one described above. Who the f**k doesn’t want to see his girl in a pair of shorts? Does he get scandalized? Is he legophobic? Is he sane? Are you sure you’re dating a guy? Okay, I won’t try and be a wannabe prick cause I do realize the mindset of a lot of Indian families. And I think the best way to go about it is talking it out with him and asking him to shed his inhibitions and accept the fact that you are comfortable in shorts
plus you have assets to flaunt.
Q. I am in love with a guy for years and so is he but he does not want to commit. Help.
A. Okay I guess this is the first time you’ve ever come across an entity who isn’t attracted to shiny substances. Well never mind. The entities name is “Boy” or “a male human” and the most familiar characteristic among this species is the fear of commitment. And if you have been mutually in love with each other for years, and he still doesn’t want to hold on to you then I guess the only logical thing is to chuck him, move on and try some other breed from this wide
variety of male kingdom.
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Till then, keep the faith going.