New Delhi: In a shocking development sources have informed that a senior member of the cabinet was caught watching p**n on his iPad during an important cabinet meeting oprice rise.
Each MP had recently been given Rs 50,000 to buy high end tablets as it was believed that there was too much paper going around and MPs could read bills and other documents on their iPads. This would not only make working a lot easier but would also save a lot of paper. Also the public was made to believe that a number of ‘honest’ MPs work from home and they would not need to carry heavy paper work to carry with them.
After repeated mocking by the opposition the cabinet today decided to act by calling a cabinet meeting to fool the public into thinking that the government was bothered. Sources informed that a senior cabinet minister was caught red handed watching P**n on his tablet while other MPs used the meeting to catch up on sleep they had lost due to Anna Hazare. “All MPs had taken their iPads/Galaxy tabs with them to check emails and stock market updates and also to have some fun with the new Siri app as well as compare new apps we all downloaded the other day. We just sitting and chatting , discussing about how and where to invest our Swiss account savings u know, the usual in a cabinet meeting.
Suddenly there was a noise and it sounded and everyone looked up and started staring at the source of the noise. We were so excited we though some one had actually come up with some solution for the price rise. We all looked up but saw that the senior member was watching p**n. The senior MP was rather embarrassed to have forgotten to put the volume on mute and apologized. It woke some of the other MPs who had dosed off as they did not know how to use the iPad and had been up all night getting ‘stuff’ sorted and had night clubs and bars to look after. But it did not cause any harm. P**n never did.” said another cabinet member, who was present at the meeting, confirming the news.
Sources informed that no action was taken against the senior member but Dr. Singh has warned him sternly by saying ” I request you to please , if you could, try not watching p**n during such meetings.” It has been learnt that Dr.Singh himself was watching ‘Buddha Hoga Tera Baap’ when the incident happened.